You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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