Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
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