i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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