May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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