I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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