I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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