idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
It's shark week go big or go home
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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