You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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