Porn is love you can see.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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