i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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