yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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