I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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