he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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