i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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