I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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