Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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