WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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