Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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