Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
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