I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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