considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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