So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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