yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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