Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Dude my mom stole all your condoms
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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