Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Boobs are out for the taking
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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