it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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