Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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