Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
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