But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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