Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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