you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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