Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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