You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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