OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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