I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
My ass is underappreciated
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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