My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
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