Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
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