Fuck appropriateness.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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