Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Randomize
