I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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