So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Text me some of your sweat
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