I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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