i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
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