oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
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