your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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