I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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