Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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