You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
We're facebook friends in real life
how can u be prego again
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Randomize
