Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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