S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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