I wannas sexs uuuuu
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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