I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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