its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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