Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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